| oink.wav |
18.3 Kb |
A pig oinking |
15miles.wav |
78.6 Kb |
...15 miles to school, in the snow... |
| 2gun.wav |
15.0 Kb |
two gunshots |
39pole.wav |
46.4 Kb |
I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole |
| 3shame.wav |
15.2 Kb |
Gomer Pyle saying Well shame shame shame |
ahoo.wav |
15.8 Kb |
A silly laugh |
| allalike.wav |
114 Kb |
You men are all alike... |
amnot.wav |
184 Kb |
A cute voice saying I am not addicted, you are... |
| andthecr.wav |
29.8 Kb |
And the crowd goes wild... then a big boo |
archie.wav |
347 Kb |
Archie and Edith Bunker doing kinky stuff, very funny! |
| ass.wav |
27.8 Kb |
Hey, you're gonna hafta not touch my ass |
atmyage.wav |
21.5 Kb |
At my age, you gotta take your fun where you find it |
| awheel1.wav |
308 Kb |
The wheels on the bus go round and round... |
babe.wav |
41.6 Kb |
Don't call me babe! Then some gunshots |
| babybaby.wav |
61.0 Kb |
Baby baby I'd get down on my knees for you |
babysuck.wav |
40.6 Kb |
That's a really dumb question that only a baby bottle sucker would ask |
| badthing.wav |
28.0 Kb |
Why did you do such a bad thing? |
oldage.wav |
32.8 Kb |
Come to think of it, old age does have its good points |
| barfrply.wav |
56.0 Kb |
I've never seen anybody barf like that, wow! |
bear2wat.wav |
29.3 Kb |
Oohhhh, I just can't bear to watch |
| beaver.wav |
25.3 Kb |
Guy saying nice beaver, woman replying Thank You |
bestsex.wav |
32.4 Kb |
Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life |
| big_gun.wav |
154 Kb |
Big gun going off accidentally heheh |
bitebig1.wav |
11.0 Kb |
Bite the big one Junior |
| biteboy.wav |
62.5 Kb |
Bite me big boy |
blonde.wav |
37.1 Kb |
Oh my gawd! I'm like totally blonde! |
| blowjob.wav |
89.6 Kb |
Would you like a blowjob? How much does it cost, I'll buy it? ... |
builtlow.wav |
25.6 Kb |
Foghorn Leghorn - You're built too low... |
| bus.wav |
38.5 Kb |
I missed the bus |
buuuurp.wav |
27.3 Kb |
A long disgusting burp |
| canthear.wav |
46.2 Kb |
Three Stooges - I can't hear a thing... |
cheering.wav |
91.0 Kb |
A lot of cheering |
| comeeat.wav |
45.1 Kb |
Come and eat dinner, now! |
comefrom.wav |
93.1 Kb |
Why would anyone want to touch a girls butt? That's where cooties come from |
| control.wav |
67.8 Kb |
Oh, I'm in control, cuz right now I'd like to wring your f-ing neck... |
cutebutt.wav |
62.0 Kb |
Gawd, did you see his cute butt? Woo hoo! |
| damned.wav |
55.9 Kb |
You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't |
dealwith.wav |
24.2 Kb |
You have no idea who you're dealing with, do ya? |
| didntdo.wav |
12.6 Kb |
I didn't do that |
doagain.wav |
27.9 Kb |
Lady's voice - Oohhh, do that again |
| doglipz.wav |
77.1 Kb |
Blech! My lips touched dog lips... |
doit.wav |
21.5 Kb |
Hah, didn't think I could do it, did ya? |
| dothings.wav |
37.7 Kb |
I'm sorry, that's not how we do things where I come from |
d-queen.wav |
17.7 Kb |
You're a drag queen! |
| extrude.wav |
13.5 Kb |
How extremely rude |
facts.wav |
9.5 Kb |
Just the facts ma'am |
| fart1.wav |
14.7 Kb |
One of many fart sounds |
fart2.wav |
31.7 Kb |
Another fart sound |
| fart3.wav |
28.3 Kb |
And yet another fart sound |
fart4.wav |
12.2 Kb |
And yes, yet another fart sound |
| fart5.wav |
19.7 Kb |
Still another fart sound |
fart6.wav |
48.5 Kb |
Yes, here's another fart |
| fart35.wav |
25.9 Kb |
Uh huh, one too many fart sounds I think |
fart36.wav |
16.0 Kb |
Getting smelly in here, have another fart sound |
| fart50.wav |
22.0 Kb |
Whew, take some pepcid or something, have yet another fart sound |
fart51.wav |
26.9 Kb |
Another fart sound |
| fart60.wav |
34.8 Kb |
Plug your nose |
fart63.wav |
15.8 Kb |
A couple more farts and we'll be okay |
| fart70.wav |
42.9 Kb |
I promise, only one more fart sound after this |
fart77.wav |
8.42 Kb |
And the LAST fart sound, stinky |
| getold.wav |
26.6 Kb |
Getting old is nothing but misery and woe |
goingon.wav |
17.0 Kb |
Something's going on in here |
| goodbye.wav |
77.2 Kb |
...Goodbye cruel world, I'm off to join the circus |
gotobed.wav |
38.2 Kb |
Get off the damn computer and go to bed |
| granny01.wav |
86.6 Kb |
Aha! Thought you'd outfox old granny eh? Well, I was hep to you all the time |
greatman.wav |
20.7 Kb |
Hey, this is great man |
| hair.wav |
57.5 Kb |
Your hair looks great, feels thicker too |
happy.wav |
51.1 Kb |
Let's all think of happy things and laugh and skip and dance and sing |
| hugyou.wav |
83.7 Kb |
I'm gonna take you home and hug you, and squeeze you... |
icare.wav |
52.6 Kb |
Yeah, yeah I care. Now roll over |
| ideal.wav |
48.5 Kb |
My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall |
ihateyou.wav |
19.0 Kb |
I hate you |
| iloveyou.wav |
13.1 Kb |
I love you |
imbad.wav |
27.9 Kb |
I'm bad, real bad |
| ircslut.wav |
40.2 Kb |
Ah, irc's favorite channel slut has arrived |
italkiss.wav |
31.0 Kb |
An Italian kiss |
| itsucks.wav |
11.2 Kb |
I think it sucks |
jammy9.wav |
95.1 Kb |
A funny parody of Baby Baby I get down on my knees for you |
| justlike.wav |
63.4 Kb |
I wanna be just like you, I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights |
kma.wav |
37.6 Kb |
Kiss my ass, my shiny white ass |
| kmhyb.wav |
16.4 Kb |
Kiss my hairy yellow butt |
l.wav |
86.9 Kb |
l-o-l then a cute laugh |
| lovetoy.wav |
54.0 Kb |
Get down on your knees my little lovetoy, you know what to do |
mamamia.wav |
33.6 Kb |
Mama mia, that's a spicy meatball |
| mckill.wav |
60.4 Kb |
A girl gone postal - I made this wav |
mcough.wav |
13.0 Kb |
Cough cough cough cough |
| miles.wav |
25.3 Kb |
I bet you look pretty good from a few thousand miles away |
mistress.wav |
100 Kb |
...I hear you've been a naughty boy, now pull down your pants and bend over my knee... |
| mrgrinch.wav |
37.2 Kb |
You're a mean one, Mr Grinch |
nanana.wav |
90.1 Kb |
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good bye |
| neener.wav |
17.5 Kb |
Neener neener neener |
nekkid.wav |
96.2 Kb |
I hope this doesn't bother you, but I've been imagining what you look like naked |
| nitemare.wav |
29.0 Kb |
I am your worst nightmare |
nofun.wav |
20.6 Kb |
Aw, you're no fun |
| not.wav |
18.1 Kb |
I'm not a smart man |
notback.wav |
40.6 Kb |
If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer |
| notfair.wav |
24.2 Kb |
It's just not fair! |
nudeprty.wav |
75.8 Kb |
I'm nude, you're nude, we're gonna have a nude party |
| numnuts.wav |
38.5 Kb |
What is your major malfunction, numb nuts? |
okloveya.wav |
24.1 Kb |
Cute voice - okay, love ya, bye bye |
| old-dude.wav |
29.3 Kb |
You know, for an old dude you're really happenin |
oldage.wav |
32.8 Kb |
Come to think of it, old age does have its good points |
| oldfart.wav |
71.5 Kb |
Hey, you kids, get out of my yard or... |
oldpeople.wav |
78.8 Kb |
Marge, please, old people don't need companionship... |
| oluvrboy.wav |
141 Kb |
too funny... how do you call your loverboy? |
ontheair.wav |
24.3 Kb |
Watch your language, Bud, we're on the air |
| ontop.wav |
160 Kb |
...jump on top of me baby... |
opinion.wav |
39.4 Kb |
Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one |
| outahere.wav |
8.71 Kb |
That's it, I'm outta here |
owimhit.wav |
5.76 Kb |
cute voice... Ow, I'm hit |
| ozspokn.wav |
50.5 Kb |
The great Oz has spoken |
pacman.wav |
50.9 Kb |
Clip from the pacman arcade game |
| paddle.wav |
148 Kb |
Whap! oooh Whap! oooh Whap! oooh |
parental.wav |
36.3 Kb |
Due to some violent content, parental discretion is advised |
| passion.wav |
106 Kb |
heavy breathing, then snoring... sounds like a guy eh? |
pathetic.wav |
39.2 Kb |
Oh, you know what? You're pathetic |
| pepelove.wav |
60.5 Kb |
Ah, my little darling, it is love at first, is it not? No? |
pepemind.wav |
58.9 Kb |
You know it's not just a case of physical attraction, I admire her mind too |
| pissoff.wav |
20.9 Kb |
Dammit, this is starting to piss me off |
plawifme.wav |
40.3 Kb |
Won't you come out and play with me? |
